Life As A Play: Every Time


Wife: What’s going on with the game?
Me: If they win this one they win the division!!!
Wife: Oooh. Exciting.
Me: [dirty look]
Wife: What? It’s exciting. Do you SEE my excitement? What’s the score?
Me: Six to nothing Tigers.
Wife: Well, that’s great. That seems like a good lead.
Me: [dirty look]
TV: “Driven deep to right field! Garcia going back! That ball is up and that ball is gone! Alex Gordon with a leadoff home run here in the sixth and it’s six to one.”
Wife: What?

Happens EVERY time.