Life As A Play: Holy Cow!

By

TV: “Miguel Cabrera is on his way to winning the triple crown. Something that has not been done in forty five years.”
WIFE [suddenly paying attention to the game]: “FORTY FIVE YEARS? FOR WHAT?”
ME: “Since Carl Yaztremski won the triple crown in 1967.”
WIFE: “Holy COW! That’s a LONG TIME AGO!”
ME: [look of amazement and wonder]