Life As A Play: Two Things

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Me: I’m going to get my hair cut, Target and Eastern Market.
Wife: Ok, but when you’re out there are *two things* you need to get.
[long pause]
Wife: And when I remember what those two things are…
Me and Rachael: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wife [disgusted]: It was *right there* and went right out of my head!

#lifeasaplay