Life As A Play: The Post-Workout Food Run


Me [ordering at the drive through of a local establishment]: And I’d like a #8 with curly fries and a Coke.
Wife [holding her salad]: You got CURLY FRIES? [judgmental glare]
Me: Yes.
Wife: After ALL we just did at the gym, you order CURLY FRIES?
Me: What was the purpose of me burning A THOUSAND CALORIES at the gym if I can’t order CURLY FRIES?