Life As A Play: Who’s Winning?

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watching the Wings – Wife walks in and sits down]
Wife [looking at TV which says it’s 1-1 in game 7]: Oh, it’s game seven?
Me: Yeah.
Wife: Who’s winning?
Me: Who’s winning what?
Wife: Who’s won more games?
Me: It’s game seven.
Wife: So who’s ahead?
Me: It’s game seven.
Wife: So who’s won the most games so far?
Me: IT’S. GAME. SEVEN.
Wife: Oh, so it’s tied.
Me: Yes. It’s game seven.

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