THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT
[Rachael, her BF and I eating at the dining room table partaking in random dinner conversation, suddenly…]
BF: Did you know there’s an app to find the nearest Girl Scout Cookies?
Me [stops chewing, partly out of confusion, but partly out of respect]
BF: Seriously, my buddy used the app and drove all the way to Dearborn for some.
I’m trying to not like this kid, but he’s making it tough.